ELIZABETH SMART AND THE ABSOLUTE RIDICULOUSNESS HER PARENTS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW.

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BIG FAT A****** HAS BIG FAT PROBLEM WITH HIS CHICKEN SANDWICH

Towards the end of the clip, watch how the McDonald's patron double-checked his sandwich like it was a bill-fold. Now that's dedication.

CHUCK E. CHEESE BUSTED FOR TOM FOOLERY