The suspect told police......."It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."

A Recently Discovered Alternate Version of the Dr. Seuss Masterpiece, "Green Eggs and Ham Has Been Discovered, and the Findings Are Not Good.

Big Fat Man, Has Big Fat Speech in Regards to His Custom Chicken McBurger. NSFW

Towards the end of the clip, watch how the McDonald's patron double-checked his sandwich like it was a bill-fold. His yelp review is going to be colorful.

Chuck E. Cheese Publicly Shamed & Completely Exposed