Chuck E. Cheese slices up trouble rather than pizza
"These cuffs are too tight! I got rights y'know!"
At the time of the arrest, Mr. Cheese (real name Cornelius Jacobson) was at work, playing the iconic mouse in the arcade. The video shows one woman trying to shield children while others ran away as the officers detained the masked man and put him in handcuffs.
“Come with me Chuck E., a police officer in Tallahassee told the suspect, “stop resisting, you are being detained.” because you know damn well Chuck Entertainment Cheese is a OG, and didn't go out like a bitch.
After an officer explained the situation to a manager, a woman yelled at him for arresting Mr. Cheese in the middle of the arcade, accusing them of traumatizing the children.
“I suppose you're going to go after Mickey Mouse next," one angry and confused parents said.
“Mr. Cheese and his PR people could not be reached for comment, mostly because of the fact that he doesn't have any.
Mr. Cheese is heard on the camera, protesting his innocence louder and more obscene than Kevin Spacey.
Mr. Spacey he could not be reached for a comment.
"If I had an attorney, he would have a field day with this. I thought this was 'Merica."
Police say a woman reported her Visa debit card missing in late June. The woman told them she last saw the card inside the Chuck E. Cheese, and charges appeared after for a smoke shop, a grocery store (Gouda cheese probably), and a Whataburger.
The wildly entertaining suspect was caught on camera at all three locations, using the card for frivolous purchases. Fucking Rat!!!
Police had been following Mr. Cheese for weeks, with a 15-man task team.The Tallahasee Police are calling it "Operation SkeeBall."
While one officer put the suspect, Mr. Cheese, in the vehicle, and read him his rights, another officer, berated Mr. Cheese and gave him a taste of his nightstick.(this cannot be verified)
“The parents had beef with me for detaining Chuck E. Cheese,” one officer said to another in the video.
“That's too bad Johnson, something very similar happened to me when I was a rookie, deal with it," said the commanding officer on site.
With Mr. Cheese in custody, it appears Officer Johnson has done his job.
Until Chuck E. Cheese can be replaced, his duties will be temporary assigned to Mr. Munch, Damn they need to replace Chuck E. quick.
